Well its 5:53 am and baby is now starting to fall into a sleep eat shit routine ! I have never been so happy for these three things. Basic primal things that we take for granted everyday, well i did any way. I have how ever made one small discovery possibly the biggest scam in all of the baby marketing,
BABY MONITORS !
Parents - unless you live in a mansion you don't need one ! All those F#$%#!% things do is amplify crying. You think your baby sounds stressed out, listen to that same cry through a monitor and i swear it sounds ten times worse. And the stupid thing ? Baby's room is right next to mine so i don't need it any louder, but for some reason i went and got one anyway . So when the staff at the baby shop are telling you the features and doing the whole sales spiel on you,... Stop and think. Do i really want what amounts to a Portable Crying Amplification Unit ? A Cry pod so to speak ? 2 channels of non stop grizzling and burping ! Mine even has a loop on the top so that parents can chain it round there neck and rock out to Baby FM all the time. The box even states "Loud enough to hear outside " No shit, my baby can be heard clearly outside anyway, Baby's are loud so i suggest taking your baby home and checking the volume on him or her before you shell out the bucks for a cry pod.
Here is a Photo of the CRY POD ...
Oh by the way, Anyone want a cheap baby monitor ? Hit my E-bay ....
Cheers Daddy T
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